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Groceries

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bag of shredded lettuce

1 can of beans

1 gallon of milk

1 loaf of bread

1 pound of ham

The checkout guy says, "You're single, right?"

The woman says, "How did you know?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."